Sean, you shouldn’t fall asleep around us.
9:31 minutes of us shaving Sean.
Hahah, this was my favourite <3 Good night :3
i just went for a run in my neighborhood
as i have done most nights for the past week or two
and tonight i ran past a woman walking her dog and i thought the dog was pooping
AND FOR SOME INSANELY STUPID REASON I DECIDED TO TELL HER “IT’S OK” THAT HER DOG WAS POOPING AS I RAN BY
only I had just done hills and was really out of breath
so I’M PRETTY SURE it came out as
“IT’S OK IF YOU POOP”
LIKE THIS
I TOLD A WOMAN IT WAS OK FOR HER TO POOP AND THEN RAN AWAY FROM HER
HOW DO I REMAIN IN THIS UNIVERSE
Exercise time!
Woo, I wonder what awesome tunes I should flail about exercise to today?
I’d also like to add that it’s really sunny today, for a change, and my blue eye really stands out from my green one in the light…
SWISH ;)
Natasha Romanoff: [all arguing in the lab] Are you all really that naive? S.H.I.E.L.D monitors potential threats.
Bruce Banner: Captain America is on potential threat watch list?
Tony Stark: [to rogers] You’re on that list? Are you above or below angry bees?
Steve Rogers: I swear to God, Stark, one more crack…
Tony Stark: Threatening! I feel threatened!FINALLY I FIND OUT WHAT THEY SAID
BEST
CRYING
… IS THIS FOR REAL? PFFFFFT
The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. Jacksonthis is the best thing I have ever heard.
This is my LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want your love And I want your revenge
I have no regrets making this
This is beautiful.
SUPER SECRET BOY BAND
Listen tumblr, I know we all love Robert Downey, Jr, but
Can we just take a second to talk about how hot his eighteen-year-old son is? I mean, really. Not only is he RDJ’s progeny, he’s also only 18, which is way less creepy than being in love with the 46-year-old Downey. Seriously, look at him. Boy’s fine.
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I have no regrets making this
